edensmachine:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Lioness and Cub

Look at those fucking shoulder muscles on the lion!!! Holy shit


#like a glorious weightlifter mama and her chub muffin

edensmachine:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Lioness and Cub

Look at those fucking shoulder muscles on the lion!!! Holy shit

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

bolto:

when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

(Source: onleatherwings92)

im-barack-obama:

and i approve this text post

(Source: sleep)

sourcedumal:

versacegravy:

mainheaux:

Look at this contouring god

They should legit teach makeup at Hogwarts because this is some goddamn witchcraft.

I need to work on my contouring, so serious

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

edensmachine:

mdhorrible:

Reading a cute one-shot

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Finding out that it actually has 33 chapters

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Seeing that it’s still updating

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And that the last update was only 12 hours ago

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This person is living the dream

(Source: pastelsl0th)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

shiPS WITH THE TALLER PERSON BENDING OVER TO KISS THE SHORTER ONE AND THE SHORTER ONE STILL HAS TO STAND ON TIP TOES TO REACH THE TALLER ONE

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(Source: nihtendo)